Call Me Steve – Introduction

If you are happily married or in a good relationship with a woman, this blog is not against you.  This blog is intended to let currently-unattached guys out there know that sometimes the love of your life turns out to be the biggest pain in the ass of your life.

These comments represent the belief that women and men are equal.  So let’s be equal.

In Summary:

I love every woman that I don’t know well.  I am usually disappointed with every woman that I get to know well.

Sex With Your Partner:

How many times can you have sex with the same woman?  50, 100?  There is a limit, and it’s probably closer to 10.

Dental Hygiene:

So my ex-girlfriend forgot her toothbrush, so I offered her mine, but she was disgusted by the offer, and said that she would never use someone else’s toothbrush.  I reminded her that she had another erect object in her mouth minutes before. She used my toothbrush; I never used that toothbrush again.